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09-18-2008, 09:36 PM
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 Just In Case You Need To Prove You're "American".... A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent. "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois." "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?" The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the middle"  gf
__________________ "A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag!" Glock Armorer, NRA Pistol, Rifle, and Home Firearm Safety Instructor  |
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#2
09-18-2008, 09:47 PM
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| Better than Willie Nelson  |
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09-18-2008, 10:22 PM
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| Quote:
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__________________ "A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag!" Glock Armorer, NRA Pistol, Rifle, and Home Firearm Safety Instructor |
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#4
09-20-2008, 12:14 PM
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| This election has turned that hair gray. |
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#5
09-20-2008, 12:53 PM
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| Ya and turned mine lose. |
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#6
09-20-2008, 10:00 PM
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| Hussein is a joke!
__________________ USAF Retired, CATM, SC CWP, NH NR CWP, NRA Endowment Life member To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them... -- Richard Henry Lee, 1787 |
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09-21-2008, 10:30 AM
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| Sorry Sheldon, but this one is much better than anything you have ever posted. |
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