Government Permit Needed (Smile)

Originally Posted by
tuts40
In all seriousness and with all due respect to the troll, er, OP, I have a question:
Let's say a guy breaks into my house and I light him up with a bright light and have him in my sights.... He drops any weapon and hits his knees begging for mercy. If I order him into the yard and call my neighbor over and we proceed to beat him with sticks, cut him several times with a knife and then light him on fire, take pictures of him burning like a candle to post on facebook before shooting him 12 times, is that over the line? Would I get arrested for anything?
You would definitely be cited for an open fire without a permit. And, God forbid, you cut a branch from a protected species of tree with which you beat the poor fellow. There will be a big fine for that. And you'll need a "model release" form, signed by the perpetrator - otherwise you'll be sued for unauthorized use of his image. You will, my friend, be slapped severely on both wrists for your thoughtlessness.
(With my big, fat tongue in my big fat cheek....)

And so it goes...
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