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A few years back I read an article about a woman who killed her husband by swinging a toaster by ...

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Old 05-01-2009, 12:13 AM
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A few years back I read an article about a woman who killed her husband by swinging a toaster by the cord and hitting him in the head with it. It prompted a hilarious "Stiff toaster Legislation" "Op-Ed" in a magazine. I believe it was in SOF Magazine. Is anyone familiar with this article? I have been looking for it forever, if anybody knows where I can find it, I would be greatly appreciative.
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Old 05-03-2009, 10:13 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "You're toast!" ...
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The article I am referring to was hilarious, it talked about waiting periods for toaster purchases, and how many claim that owning a toaster is a part of America's culture and history, however studies had proven that none of the pilgrims ever actually owned one.
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DD31, Have you tried Googling that SOF magazine? Maybe they have an archive link; and JM> that was funny!
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man i would be pretty PO'd if i got taken out by a toaster.
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DD31, Have you tried Googling that SOF magazine? Maybe they have an archive link; and JM> that was funny!
I tried googling it, but not much luck.
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