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| A few years back I read an article about a woman who killed her husband by swinging a toaster by the cord and hitting him in the head with it. It prompted a hilarious "Stiff toaster Legislation" "Op-Ed" in a magazine. I believe it was in SOF Magazine. Is anyone familiar with this article? I have been looking for it forever, if anybody knows where I can find it, I would be greatly appreciative.
__________________ Psalm 127: 4-5, Like arrows in the hands of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth. How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them: They will not be ashamed when they speak with their enemies in the gate. (NASB) |
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| Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "You're toast!" ... |
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| The article I am referring to was hilarious, it talked about waiting periods for toaster purchases, and how many claim that owning a toaster is a part of America's culture and history, however studies had proven that none of the pilgrims ever actually owned one.
__________________ Psalm 127: 4-5, Like arrows in the hands of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth. How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them: They will not be ashamed when they speak with their enemies in the gate. (NASB) |
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| DD31, Have you tried Googling that SOF magazine? Maybe they have an archive link; and JM> that was funny!
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| man i would be pretty PO'd if i got taken out by a toaster. |
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| I tried googling it, but not much luck.
__________________ Psalm 127: 4-5, Like arrows in the hands of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth. How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them: They will not be ashamed when they speak with their enemies in the gate. (NASB) |
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