How's this for a gunshot survivor...
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was
visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer
who had been at the store for a while became concerned, and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked
her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the
head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the
paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to
remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had
a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but
quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, Democrat, Obama supporter, but that could be just coincidence.