Military question....Is sex work?

[Vyrone]

Subject: Military question . . . Is sex work?



A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to
his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the
colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night
before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.


He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was
in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to
be 100% pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would
have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

[Vyrone]

Posted this in this forum by mistake. Do not know how to delete. Monitor, delete please. Thanks.

[mappow]

Heck, I thought it was pretty funny. Here's my addition:
An Admiral on his final twilight cruise prior to retiring stop off in Subic Bay with the ship As all the officers and enlisted depart for Liberty, a thought came into his mind. I wonder if Mama San still has the house up on the hill in Olongapo. It’s been some twenty years but I think I’ll go and see if she’s still there.
As he entered the house, sure enough ole Mama San was still behind the counter with the girls all around her. “Oh Admiral San, not see you many years now , how you been?” The old Admiral threw his shoulders back and explained this was his last cruise and felt like a young Ensign again. He was glad to see the house still here and would it be nice to relive his conquests of past. “Oh Admiral San you come to right place, you go upstairs and take the third door on left. She good girl and make you feel very young again”
He swaggered up the stairs, went down the hall and entered the room. He laid eyes on the most beautiful LBFM he’d ever seen, petite and fully loaded. “Hello Admiral San, pleas put your money down on the table, get your clothes off and hop in bed. We make boom-boom long time”.
He threw the money on the table, stripped off his clothes and jump in. After some time he looked down at her and said “Not bad for on old Admiral huh?, still got some steam in the old boiler” She looked up with those big browns and said “ Oh you going about tree knots!” Three knots the Admiral yelled. “Yea, tree knots, you knot hard, knot in and knot getting your money back!”

TWO ROUND BURSTS, ALWAYS!

[rugerfan.64]

LOL. Typical officers.

[eagleks]

I hope you don't mind, I passed that on to a couple of Colonels and a few retired Generals I know. They should enjoy it.
LOL.

[Saltcreek]

LOL. Whether it's work depends I guess on how oogly she is.

[Ga9mm]

LOL. Whether it's work depends I guess on how oogly she is.

Ha!! I was thinking it but didn't want to say it!

[Rocketgeezer]

Subject: Military question . . . Is sex work?



A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to
his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the
colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night
before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.


He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was
in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to
be 100% pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would
have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

[6shootercarry]

Ask a prostitute...

Peace...

[boris]

LOL. Typical officers.

YEP