Military Bumper Stickers

[billwot]

Got this in an email from an old friend. i thought most everyone here would enjoy it.

BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON MILITARY BASES


(Well some of these may be a little long for a bumper sticker...but you get the gist of it right?)



"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.......If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

[wolfhunter]

Good ones!!! Try these:
US Marines:/ No Finer Friend,/ No Worst Enemy
US Marine Corps / Part of the Navy / the MEN's Department!
(Marine Emblem) Stop Global Whining
Carpenters hammer nails / Plumbers fix pipes / Marines kill people
In the face of Terror and Murder / the call for Peace is NOT PATRIOTIC / IT'S COWARDICE

<For our parents> I may look Harmless, / but I raised a US Marine!
<For our wives> I have One of the Few Good Men
<For our wives> I have a Marine, / and I'm not afraid to use him

[wolfhunter]

One for my buddies:
******DANGER******
Retired Opinionated
Marine Aboard!

[Boomer]

I'll keep my peace :D

[Sheldon]

I'll keep my peace :D

HOOAH!!!
Daughter, Nephew, and God son all in the army...