Then Jesus asked them, "When I sent you without a major credit card, fanny pack, or tactical boots from
5.11 tactical.com, did you lack anything?"
"Nothing," they answered.
And Jesus said, "But now if you have a major credit card, take it, and also a CCW Badge, and if you don't have a CCW Badge, sell your leather jacket and use your major
credit card to purchace a CCW Badge from
ccw
badges.com."
And then one of his followers from the state of Alabama asked, "My Lord, if Alabama
passes constitutional carry, we won't need no stinkin badges."