
Originally Posted by
tuts40
Was the watermelon charging at you from 10 feet away? Did it have a knife, bat or gun? Were there family members between you and the charging watermelon? hehe, chillax, I just wanted to beat the "yeah, but it wasn't shooting back" tacti-rambo crowd to it!
Ok, so, was it armed? For me, it's not so much the watermelons but those sneaky zuchini's that pose a larger threat!
Don't get me started on those Killer tomatoes!
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