Gun Wisdom (Been posted before but can't be repeted enough)

[NCIC105]

Some words to the wise.
If you own a gun, you will appreciate this.
If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:


A. Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.


B. It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.


C. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.


D. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm's length.


E. Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound, they hear should be the safety clicking off.


F. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357. is 1400 feet per second.


G. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.


H. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.


I. If you're in a gun fight:
1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
2. If you're not loading, you should be moving.
3. If you're not moving, you're dead.


J. In a life-and-death situation, do something. . . It may be wrong, but do something!


K. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?


L. You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.


M. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

[Tucker's Mom]

Good post...ba...bat...but...

In the (D)scenario, a Brazilian Wandering Spider is crawling up my sexy legs...do I shoot it? or do I ???

[Warbirds]

Good post...ba...bat...but...

In the (D)scenario, a Brazilian Wandering Spider is crawling up my sexy legs...do I shoot it? or do I ???

Since they are native to south America you are probably unarmed, so shooting is out if the question. Looking at the picture I found I would consider cutting off your leg.

There is no need to go any further since now the conversation will no longer be about guns or spiders but will now focus on your legs.

[Caribou]

Good post...ba...bat...but...

In the (D)scenario, a Brazilian Wandering Spider is crawling up my sexy legs...do I shoot it? or do I ???

Depends, is Tucker's Dad a Brazilian?

[NCIC105]

Well let me explain how spiders creep me out....I once shot one with a 12g.

[Warbirds]

OMG.... She choose a spider whose venom causes an erection and if it doesn't kill you, impotence. Reading about this thing is creeping me out.

[defender829]

Oh rats, I was hoping you would send us a picture!

[Paul Landon Jamison]

Good post...ba...bat...but...

In the (D)scenario, a Brazilian Wandering Spider is crawling up my sexy legs...do I shoot it? or do I ???

Blow gun.... Or baseball bat.

[Tucker's Mom]

Ooohhhhhhhhhh guys....let's get back to the original post, please...I really like what NCIC105 wrote ya know...all of the,. It makes common sense sorta special. Please....

[Caribou]

Great Post NCIC, I made a copy and saved it. Thanks!