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Thread: 13 Politically Incorrect Gun Rules

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    Default 13 Politically Incorrect Gun Rules

    1. Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

    2. It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

    3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

    4. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

    5. Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

    6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

    7. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

    8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.

    9. If you’re in a gunfight:

    - and you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

    - If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

    - and If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

    10. In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

    11. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

    I love this next one!

    12. You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

    13. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
    "Those who would trade liberty for security, deserves neither liberty nor security."
    "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson".





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    Good ones...some I have already read, but it is OK too. In #5, the thing the BG will hear from me is the kaboom of my gun -- not the safety clicking off....

    Thanks longslide...
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    Number 1 is better like this "Guns only have two enemies, rust and liberals"
    Number 5 doesnt exist for us Glock owners

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    Number 5 is bad for me too, my High Power doesnt have a safety.

    Those all seem pretty politically correct to me, oh wait I mean logical... I keep forgetting politically correct doesnt mean logical ha ha.
    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

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