Deport Her to America - We Need Her!

[Oldgrunt]

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA !
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when
two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the
unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

"The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and,when she found them, she took
revenge on them in her own special way," said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's
desk and told him as calm as could be:
"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost
both his ***** and his testicles when outraged Ava
opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former
prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom
come, but doctors managed to save his mangled *****, police said.
The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor
I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to.
Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape,
but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her
granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two
knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
"When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided
I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law
would go easy on them,"' recalled the retired library worker.
"And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and
I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in
when the law changed about owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and
Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days
prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she
spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a
picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as
hell, it was them," the oldster recalled...
"So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door,
and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square
between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me
to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with
the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,
but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said,
"especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor."
DEPORT HER TO AMERICA - WE NEED HER!

[bcihak]

Too bad this story is fake.

[eagleeyes]

awwwwww dang sad to hear that was fake ...but was it ??? who knows but it was a great story lolz

[macmanjim]

snopes.com: Grambo

[titaniumman]

True or not...that should be the fate of any rapist found guilty.

[Caribou]

True or not I like the story. Just how has Snopes become the arbiter of truth in our society? Do we really trust Snopes to do our research and to report it accurately?

[Iam2Taz]

Even if it isn't true, it should be!

[superprincess]

Awesome story, I believe it is true. Some people will hunt the BG down theirselves.

[wolf_fire]

Due to the prison over-population problem we have here in America, maybe we could change the sentencing of rapists to the following:
Have the victim (or family member thereof) assemble the rapist on a firing squad in order to shoot his nuts to smithereens. This would do several things:

1) It would eliminate some of the over-crowding in jails
2) It would be an awesome detriment to any would-be rapist
3) It would give some closure to the victims and their families

Even if this story is false, maybe we can use it to change the sentencing laws in America.

[Sir Diealotz]

Snopes needs to be snoped, a lot of misinformation.

True or not: You Go Granny!