Ironic

[gunshrink]

All they need to do is outlaw all knives. No one should be able to purchase a knife unless he is a chef.

Why don't we take care of it all in one swoop and outlaw hands (and for those more talented toes). Then only those with a long tongue can commit crime.

[Scarecrow]

Why don't we take care of it all in one swoop and outlaw hands (and for those more talented toes). Then only those with a long tongue can commit crime.

so then lawyers and politicians?