old joke, only funny the first time i heard/read it
The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over pick-up truck owner Mike Murray for a weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker.
When the officer approached the vehicle, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said, "Mr. Murray, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, "Yes I do. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at Mike and asked, "Anything else?"
"Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the trunk."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't,
so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Murray, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"
Mike locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a friggin thing"
Gulf Coast, Floriduh
Sccy is the limit
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old joke, only funny the first time i heard/read it
Armed...not dangerous.
First time I heard it and I liked it!
That's funny. My wife appreciated that.
Was he wearing a CCW Badge as well?
It was funny. Predictable, but funny
Flip 'em the bird and die like a VIKING
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Good one!
The first time I heard that I nearly kicked the slats out of my crib side railings.
Charlie
I have only 1 question....When did pickup trucks start coming equipped with trunks?
How's all that Hope and Change working out for you?
When Honda introduced the Ridgeline.I have only 1 question....When did pickup trucks start coming equipped with trunks?