1) You purposely goaded a LEO into a traffic stop.
2) You pulled over before even being lit up, because, well, you're just so special that way.
3) You and the cop shot the breeze on the side of the highway for awhile, and in the midst of a conversation about your Glocks, he thanked you and gave you a warning for purposely speeding past him and pulling over without even being asked.
And none of this sounds like a waste of either of your time? It sure was a waste of the Utah taxpayer's time!
Did you spit-shine his boots while you were on your knees licking them?