Originally Posted by Sir Diealotz
Now for a little Minority Report of my own.
This will be a section of the News papers in NYC in the not to distant future.
The NYPD has reported that there were no robberies, murders or assaults yesterday. The only activity was 933 arrests of Urban Youts for openly carrying 32oz containers of sugary drinks. However 5th Term Mayor Bloomberg's Office added that this is a 200% reduction from the same day a year ago.
At this point the Mayor announced a new initiative to reduce the number of noodles in carryout containers of Chinese restaurants.
The residents of NY City cheered in joyful adoration of their Mayor.
Tolerance of the intolerant leads to the destruction of tolerance. “You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest,” in the land of the free.