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    Talking witty observations

    The latest observations:

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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    America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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    Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
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    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners.
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    If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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    If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
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    Oh, boy, get ready for troll attack! Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJFlash View Post
    Oh, boy, get ready for troll attack! Love it!
    Surely you are not referring to our friend JW are you? LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MADnMO View Post
    Surely you are not referring to our friend JW are you? LOL.
    Yeah, I was thinking of JW; kinda miss the little guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJFlash View Post
    Yeah, I was thinking of JW; kinda miss the little guy
    We abuse him so badly I guess he has to take a break every once in a while.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. - Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by MADnMO View Post
    We abuse him so badly I guess he has to take a break every once in a while.
    You know, I actually have felt badly about that; I know I've really let him have it once or twice. Hardly the Christian thing to do, but I really have short patience with attitudes like his (i.e, socialist). So, maybe if he comes back around, I'll kill him with kindness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJFlash View Post
    You know, I actually have felt badly about that; I know I've really let him have it once or twice. Hardly the Christian thing to do, but I really have short patience with attitudes like his (i.e, socialist). So, maybe if he comes back around, I'll kill him with kindness.
    The good thing about him is that he is young. Hopefully he will grow out of it.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. - Ronald Reagan

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    25 to Life.... Great....
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    Those were great....keep em coming!!

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