LMAO, your killing me.![]()
This may have been out before, but I just had to do it one more time. We need something to cheer us up these days. Was that election last Tuesday good or what?
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise. Ladies, please let your husband/partner know of this scam.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their tops almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is almost impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
If you agree, they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Sept 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also Oct 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, and three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for$1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.
Be careful out there.
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LMAO, your killing me.![]()
ROFLMFAO! So is hubby! Too funny!
OHMYGOSH.......... Do you know How Longggggggggg ago a Seriously Good Looking 20 something has Pawed over me.... .....
Do you think I'm going to stop them? IDON"TTHINKSO>>>>![]()
Semper Fi
I got banned from two other forums for posting the same thing! Be careful ... not everyone has our same sense of humor.
I went to 3 Home Depot's and a Lowe's today for lunch....... No luck.![]()
"When Government fears the people, it's liberty. When people fear the Government, it's tyranny."
- Benjamin Franklin
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