The Mum Test...

[Tucker's Mom]

THE MUM TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, Mum, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mum.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.



When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mum.

[Gamecockfan1963]

You cant argue with logic:)

[AvidshooterTX]

Lol!!

[Sanders]

wish the whole world had that same logic

[gdcleanfun]

Exactly!

Peace.
B Gd.
Have fun.

[Tucker's Mom]

Unfortunately, many have brain freeze syndrome...

[hollie1]

Out of the mouths of Bab's
4 yrs old was my favorite age! They R indeed so inquistitive & smart!
Thanks you gave me sometime to remember when my daughter was 4 oh so so many years ago.
Then too my granddaughter,Thankfully no that long ago!