Sleeping with bob:

[ralphtwo]

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes were bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn.
Fred was a tanned, older cowboy; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,

"Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night...

Bob sat up and watched me all night."

[JJFlash]

This literally happened to me at deer camp, with my Pops, years ago. Dad liked his strong drink, which, of course didn't help his prodigious snoring. So...Pops and I are sharing a bed, he's snoring his ass off while I'm laying there staring at the wall. Of a sudden, he rolls over, pats me on the ass, puts his arm around me and says: "I love you". Oookaaay...I'm outta here.

Went to an old dusty couch in the dungeon-like basement of the cabin and slept like a baby.

Dad's gone now and I miss him.

[Tucker's Mom]

hahahaha...he must be dreaming of your mother....

[gdcleanfun]

Poor Bob. Does anybody love him?