No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

[ralphtwo]

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as
childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered,
and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing
at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home.
There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money,
and knocked on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from
the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday."

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

[kelcarry]

There is one reallly great aspect of being a senior; I really could care less about what other people think about what I say or do---this forum included. I say my piece and go on to the next one. I did my share, I earned my life, I have my security, I live on a lake 3miles from the ocean and still have my health. My only fears are for my kids and grandkids as I watch our country go down the drain in the hands of these incompetent, ruthless, corrupt so-called leaders.

[AvidshooterTX]

It's easy as we get older to lose our train of

[kelcarry]

Well done AvidshooterTX. In my case, if it is not written on the calender for that day's activities, it does not exist. At least I still remember my name, address and phone number. I used to be able to remember my car's license plate but haven't a clue anymore. Still miss my nice black phone with the circular dialer.

[ralphtwo]

There is one reallly great aspect of being a senior; I really could care less about what other people think about what I say or do---this forum included. I say my piece and go on to the next one. I did my share, I earned my life, I have my security, I live on a lake 3miles from the ocean and still have my health. My only fears are for my kids and grandkids as I watch our country go down the drain in the hands of these incompetent, ruthless, corrupt so-called leaders.

I am with you all the way.