The sharing of marriage...

[ralphtwo]

At the risk of being a bigot, this is a JOKE. If anyone thinks I am one, well I am doing it to myself. I am one of the old people

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'< /B>

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. Th is time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered

(Continue below - This is great)





'THE TEETH.' HEE HEE!



Now wasn't that sweet?

[6shootercarry]

Teeth... No...

I'll let her use my guns however, as long as she cleans them..

Peace..

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

As a wife who ALSO shares everything with her husband, I agree that the joke is "sweet"...a little bit , but sweet nevertheless.

[ricbak]

Nope won't work.... I've got the big mouth... Not Her..

[HK4U]

She has teeth like stars. They come out at night.

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

She has teeth like stars. They come out at night.

Now, HK, remember they're sharing, so her DH has teeth like stars, too!