Slang..

[oldvet53]

snafu, situation normal, all fu ed up, diligaf, does it look like i give a fu k.

[AT Hiker]

LLDB = lousy little dirty bastages
MOP = missing on purpose
REMF = rear echelon mother trucker
SWAG = scientific wild assed guess

[twogunwilly]

NASA need another 7 astronauts

[wolfhunter]

USMC - Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
MCAS - Marine Corps Aviator's Sanitarium

[JeffWard]

Don't forget
FUBAR - F-ed Up Beyond All Recognition

and

STEALTH - Sent To End All Life Through Hellfire... That was from a buddy of mine who flew B2s...

JeffWard

[ricbak]

Memo: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.*.T.)



In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.*.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.*.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.*.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.*.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.*.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.*.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.*.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.*.T.). Since our managers took S.H.*.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.*.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.*.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.*.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.*.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.*.T. will get the S.H.*.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.*.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.*.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.*.T.)

[jibbster]

I always liked:

DRT - Dead Right There

and

Adam Henry - ***** Hole

[CathyInBlue]

Here's what I learned from watching Cop/Lawyer/Forensics shows

APB - All Points Bulletin
BOLO - Be On the Look Out
GSW - Gun Shot Wound
GSR - Gun Shot Residue
DB - Dead Body
DFO - Died and Fell Over
ME - Medical Examiner (Coroner)
DA - District Attorney (Prosecutor)
ADA - Assistant DA (Actual Prosecutor)

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

Have been waiting, but haven't seen these posted:

DH = Dear Husband
DW =" " Wife
DD = " " Daughter
DS = " " Son