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Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Drinking with an Arizona Girl A Mexican, an Arab,
and a Arizona girl are
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so
cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the
air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink with
the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says,
'In Arizona ,
we have so many
illegal aliens that
we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Arizona
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Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.
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By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7
Another Excellent joke by ralphtwo.
It's a joke. Get a grip!Originally Posted by ConditionOne
Yes, racism is hilarious.
Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.
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OK then, here's one for ya:It's a joke. Get a grip!
I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
Very good. When we can no longer laugh at ourselves we are lost.OK then, here's one for ya:
I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
OK then, here's one for ya:
I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
we would not think of stealing the DEM. moto
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