10 Reasons Why You Might Be a Taliban Type

[Canis-Lupus]

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."


And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban... :19:

1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

[Big Bubba]

Funny stuff LOL. I can think of several politicians that would fit this profile.

[Memphis]

Very short, to the point and funny as hell.

Also not scarry at all! ;)

[tattedupboy]

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[kwo51]

Shake hands please. Camel named clide out side big linnen bill.

[Scarecrow]

you mean you can do something with a cell phone other than setting off road side bombs? wow technology today..

[MufDady]

Heard before but always funny TY

[Brainchild]

Funny,but,um...what's wrong with carrying ammo in your robe?
:huh:

[Gun for Hire]

I would not consider myself Taliban material however I will not lie to you guys, if i could find a machine gun for 300 dollars I would have to buy it. :)

[Cooter]

Great stuff
I think number 7 should be number 1 though.