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    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of

    me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is

    narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.




    2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.




    3. No one is listening until you fart.




    4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.




    5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.




    6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try

    missing a couple of mortgage payments.




    7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their

    shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you

    have their shoes.




    8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.




    9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.. Teach him how to

    fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.




    10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was

    probably well worth it.




    11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.




    12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.




    13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.




    14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes

    from bad judgment.




    15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.




    16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither

    one works.




    17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.




    18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
    "Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out!" Father John Corapi.

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    Good stuff.
    For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan .When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Roberts

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