That's funny, my wife gave me some funny looks when I showed her.
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Got this in an email today and I couldn't resist:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
(Insert random tough-guy quote here)
"See my gun?? Aren't you impressed?" - Anonymous sheepdog
The hardware is the same, but the software is vastly different.
That's funny, my wife gave me some funny looks when I showed her.
That there is sum phunny chit! :)
I can't buy a suppressor so number one doesn't apply to me. :( damn massachusetts
Better watch it, we'll get a list of why women would prefer almost anything when compared to a man...
1)"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." -Thomas Jefferson.
2)"Imagine how gun control might be stomped if GOA or SAF had the (compromising) NRA's 4 million members!" -Me. http://jpfo.org/filegen-n-z/nraletter.htm
Lmao, Great Post !!!
Pretty good! I liked that.