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This is a discussion on Sorry, Ladies.... within the Off-Topic forums, part of the Main Category category; Got this in an email today and I couldn't resist: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And ...

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    Default Sorry, Ladies....

    Got this in an email today and I couldn't resist:


    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women....



    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
    (Insert random tough-guy quote here)
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    The hardware is the same, but the software is vastly different.

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    That's funny, my wife gave me some funny looks when I showed her.

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    That there is sum phunny chit! :)

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    I can't buy a suppressor so number one doesn't apply to me. :( damn massachusetts

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    Better watch it, we'll get a list of why women would prefer almost anything when compared to a man...
    1)"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." -Thomas Jefferson.
    2)"Imagine how gun control might be stomped if GOA or SAF had the (compromising) NRA's 4 million members!" -Me. http://jpfo.org/filegen-n-z/nraletter.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuts40 View Post
    Better watch it, we'll get a list of why women would prefer almost anything when compared to a man...
    Not from me....You can be sure of that. LOL
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    Lmao, Great Post !!!

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    Pretty good! I liked that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B2Tall View Post
    Got this in an email today and I couldn't resist:


    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women....



    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich M View Post
    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22's.
    Or as the old electrician said 'Im not wired for 2-20 anymore'. OK ladies your turn. We deserve it.

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