Heard that before but it's so true I laugh every time.
KK
Daddy is a gay dancer
Hope this gives you a laugh or. at least, a chuckle.
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and
so forth..
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."
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Heard that before but it's so true I laugh every time.
KK
I love it!!! I am still chuckling, OG...
"Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
G'day and Glock
GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS
hehe, good stuff there. Yeah, after working as a Chip 'n Dale performer I can tell you it's hard work, those women never want ya to leave...
1)"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." -Thomas Jefferson.
2)"Imagine how gun control might be stomped if GOA or SAF had the (compromising) NRA's 4 million members!" -Me. http://jpfo.org/filegen-n-z/nraletter.htm
Not really that's just all the fat still moving because you was laughing!!!!!!Originally Posted by Tucker's Mom:237102
Raotf lmba lmao lol!!!!
"Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
G'day and Glock
GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS