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That's hilarious!!!!
Green, red, orange, and blue. I went with my nephew to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. (He's 45)
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My nephew kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my nephew staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my nephew, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
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Hah. What a great comeback.
I've heard that one before, Still makes me chuckle.
Better watch out, she might sue your nephew for back child support!
"A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag!" Glock Armorer, NRA Chief RSO, Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun, Muzzleloading Rifle, Muzzleloading Shotgun, and Home Firearm Safety Training Counselor
Teenie wanta cracker?
1)"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." -Thomas Jefferson.
2)"Imagine how gun control might be stomped if GOA or SAF had the (compromising) NRA's 4 million members!" -Me. http://jpfo.org/filegen-n-z/nraletter.htm
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