Things to never say to a cop...

[localgirl]

Do I smell bacon?

[Babarock]

Officer; "What's your name?"

Me; "They call me the Outlaw, Who's asking?"

I don't think that would go over very well. :)

Or "Tater, they call me Tater Salad".

[tranktn]

Climb into the passenger seat buckle up and when they get to the car say "i dont know officer. He was here a minute ago". Only works with tinted windows