Traffic light..

[Sheldon]

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"


So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

[50SR9]

LOL! I am a truck driver. I never get the glory.

[Tucker's Mom]

LOL! I am a truck driver. I never get the glory.

You have to kill a truckload full of Muslim terrorists first, THEN and ONLY THEN can you get the glory...sabes?