A thought worth sharing...

[titaniumman]

A woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand

him up and never let him down. She will reassure

him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a

bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never

thought he could do; to live without fear and forget

regret. She will enable him to express his deepest

emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's

the most handsome man in the room and will enable

him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and

invincible.....
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No, wait...

Sorry. I'm thinking of SCOTCH!!

It's Scotch that does all that ****.

Never mind.

[Tucker's Mom]

I thought you were thinking of Margarita...Scotch is a man's name...Oooppps! that was where the got the name Scott???

[santa]

This guy wasnt married was he.