What would Jesus carry

[MCMXI]

Read a book called Heaven Is For Real. Long story short, a 4 y/o kid has an emergency appendectomy and dies for a few minutes on the table. He goes to Heaven and spends what seems like days sitting on Jesus' lap at the right hand of God. This is a true story written by his Pastor father.

He tells about the impending war between Heaven and Hell. He said he saw the war played out. All Angels fight, including his dad (who isn't dead yet) and are armed with swords, spears and bows. I can't remember what or if he said Jesus carried. Apparently the good guys win!

I still think it's gotta be 1911, either in .45acp or 10mm!

[mncarrydude]

Yup, a 1911. Hands down.

[Tucker's Mom]

Serious thoughts there, so allow me:

Jesus would carry a very, very small and concealable heavenly weapon that would, when fired, offer to the never to be missed target a lightening bolt 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x 10 to the 67th trillion more powerful than all the lightening bolts produced on this planet over the past million years combined and then multiplied times a trillion. Then, he'd pack that in a round that when fired unleashes the afore mentioned power combined with the equivalent of all the nuclear and non nuclear explosions over human history times a quadrillion. All of that combined would be one "pellet" from his heavenly shotgun round fired from his concealable shotgun. Of course, he'd open carry as nobody is going to argue the any of the above points.

We now return you to the serious discussion already in progress...

That would make a nice illustration...I will remember that after finishing my project and going back to drawing class...

...back to work!!! I play too much...

[wolf cop]

Thanks for sharing that story. That gave me goosebumps. I am not sure if Jesus will be armed, but I know that He wins.