Senior sex

[Ringo]

An 80 year old gentleman was putting some luggage in his car when his young next door neighbor asked where he was going. The older gentleman answered, going on a second honeymoon. A week later the young neighbor saw the older gentleman unloading his car and asked how the second honeymoon went. Just wonderful said the older gentleman. Feeling humorous, the young neighbor asked, how was the lovemaking? It was great said the older gentleman, we made love almost every night. Shocked, the young neighbor said, really? Yep, said the older gentleman, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday, almost Thu....

[glocknload]

I 'almost' felt happy for the old gentleman.

[Bob in Bristol]

Being an older fellow, I know how it is. I only have oral sex now, we just talk about it.

[Tucker's Mom]

That bad when you reach the magic 8 0hhhs?????