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04-08-2008, 07:02 PM
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 Why we have an oil shortage Boris sent me the following. Thought i would share it. A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in ALASKA California Coastal Florida Coastal Louisiana Kansas Oklahoma Pennsylvania and Texas Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!! Any Questions??? ..... Didn't think So.
__________________ To disarm the people (is) the best and most effectual way to enslave them...” George Mason By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith. Hebrews 11:7  |
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04-08-2008, 07:21 PM
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 very amusing. thanks for sharing it.
__________________ David The only person available to protect you 24 hours a day is you. |
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04-08-2008, 08:36 PM
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What are we supposed to call the people in: Sacramento, Albany, Baltimore, Madison, Springfield, Honolulu, etc. ad nauseum??? I'd be happy to offer a few choices, but the company here is generally polite... :zielig:
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