Larry the cable guy
Results 1 to 8 of 8
Like Tree13Likes
  • 8 Post By Tucker's Mom
  • 1 Post By bryanf23
  • 2 Post By Tucker's Mom
  • 1 Post By tuts40
  • 1 Post By Bob in Bristol

Larry the cable guy

This is a discussion on Larry the cable guy within the Off-Topic forums, part of the Main Category category; THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY... BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S TRUE! (THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!) Everyone concentrates on the problems we're ...

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    St. Louis County, MO
    Posts
    3,445

    Default Larry the cable guy

    THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY... BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S TRUE!
    (THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!)



    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people inFlorida. Not me, I concentrate on solutions for the problems - - it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt toNew Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
    Think about this:
    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    COWS:
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION:
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you can not post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, It creates a hostile work environment.

    Also, think about this..... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

    GET 'ER DONE!
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

  2. #2
    CaptnBud is offline Bud
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Eastern North Carolina
    Posts
    34

    Default

    He tells it like it is

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Wyoming
    Posts
    44

    Default

    Great stuff, sounds like a good name to write in on the next election ballot. Then maybe he can
    GET 'ER DONE

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    St. Louis County, MO
    Posts
    3,445

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bryanf23 View Post
    Great stuff, sounds like a good name to write in on the next election ballot. Then maybe he can
    GET 'ER DONE
    He's a comedian....we already have one wannabe comedian in the WH...
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Off of I-80 between Des Moines and Cheyenne
    Posts
    1,207
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    He's from Nebraska, has a box seat at the "Husker Stadium". Yeah, he's not a New York or a West Coast snob, he's full of common sense. My kinda comedian!
    1)"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." -Thomas Jefferson.
    2)"Imagine how gun control might be stomped if GOA or SAF had the (compromising) NRA's 4 million members!" -Me. http://jpfo.org/filegen-n-z/nraletter.htm

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    630

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker's Mom View Post
    He's a comedian....we already have one wannabe comedian in the WH...
    Yes, but Barack Hussein Obama is not very funny. Thanks for posting, I needed it.
    Even though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no Evil, for YOU are with me; Remington 44 Mag:

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    St. Louis County, MO
    Posts
    3,445

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob in Bristol View Post
    Yes, but Barack Hussein Obama is not very funny. Thanks for posting, I needed it.
    You're welcome. Treat it as part of my service to inform and make you laugh.
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    171

    Default

    If not already, check out his TV show on the History channel (Thur night I think). The name of the show is "Only in America" and it is awesome. If you are a snake, you'll laugh your asp off. One recent show was on American firearms (including sniper training) and very well done. He showcases the America we know, not the one the elites know.
    Happily clinging to God and my guns...not at all bitter.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •