2nd Amendment Novelty '1 Million' bills.

[Canis-Lupus]

Designed to give away as gifts, or amuse your M8's, not to make anyone do anything but marvel @ a fake but looks very real 2nd Amendment '$1 Million' bank-note. Wad of 100 for $20, or get crazy and try 1,000 for $100!
I carry their 1 million generic fakes for rude waiters :aznar: who try to hustle me thru my food, make curt remarks and then want payment, slap one on the table and ask for change in $20's! Each is imprinted with: 'Not legal tender, for amusement purposes ONLY' just in case someone calls a LEO. Makes my point :mp230603214546Murde
Also have some nice/but dated $25 million notes with GWB on the front wearing a cop hat and [late] Saddam H. & (Hiding in a cave) ObL :Smilie BinLaden: on the reverse, semi-legal tender or more like an old bounty hunters note, if you happen to bump into ObL and whack him, our current CiC will have to pay you the $50 million our Pres now wants for his scalp!
NoveltiesWholesale.com Monday-Friday 9-5 pm EST 1-800-283-3442.
They take all major plastic, but the S & H is an (ouch) $7.95 for a wad of 100.
You can expect your order to arrive 5-7 business days from the time you place it. This is their Home Page:
http://prosites-lottofun9.homestead.com/index.html [McAfee green/good bug-free site.]
Look around but if between bandanna, flags and stickers, you still want those wads of 100 2nd Amendment Novelty '1 Million' bills, then go right here:
http://www.noveltieswholesale.com/WHLSL2ndammend.html
or have your own club's, family or business bills printed-up here:
http://prosites-lottofun9.homestead....llsample3.html
I don't call this Spam as I ain't making Jack off this, but over the years the original 100 $25 million I bought have filled Christmas cards, birthday cards, given to M8's and even sent to my doctors at the VA! I have had no response but amazement on just how much like crisp real bills they look & feel and the joke part most finally get when the 'shock & awe' wears off! Kinda like how the Iraq thingy went. I have never made anyone angry @ getting 1 and I've seen them proudly displayed in their homes or stores or offices when I returned. Perfect for gun fans.
They carry a full line of other gag and even useful products from the funny to the utterly legal and distasteful stuff you give your anal :Poep: boss for kicks 'n giggles, or as an 'I quit!' token of your feelings for him/her. Or better yet, if you have a club, business or even a fave sports team or hated politician, just send them the details and get creative.
Lightening-up on my (recent) 'heavy' posts.
Hope you like them, Lukem has 1 inbound with my application for Gold site membership, I'm hoping he sends me back some change in real legal tender! Joke U say? Wait a week and maybe I won't be a patron here anymore :-( No I did stick a check in there for $99 so I'm legit.
I slapped the front & back of those Pro-gun rights $1 million bills onto this post FYI.
Guess this belongs in WAY off topic, or close to getting a 'last chance' warning from Luke M. Sending the SYSOP funny money is a gamble!

Canis-Lupus :i: