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This is a discussion on Diesel Fitter within the Off-Topic forums, part of the Main Category category; DIESEL FITTER Sven and Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment ...

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    Sven and Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office together.

    Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties."

    The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

    Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter."

    The clerk looked up diesel fitter and it was classified as a skilled job. So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

    When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

    The clerk explained, "Panty stitcher's are unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor."

    "Vat skill?" yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts dem over his head and says, "Yah...... DIESEL FITTER."

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    Funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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    lol. Thanks for the laugh. That sounds like something straight out of the redneck dictionary.
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    Haaaaaaaaaaaa, thats funny I don't care who you are........... thanks for the laugh
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    nice one Sheldon.:icon_biggrin:
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