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For the daring....Skinny Dipping

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    An elderly man in Ballarat (the first city established in Australia, a gold town) had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile...'

    Some old men can still think fast.
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    Got a good early morning chuckle

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    An elderly man in Ballarat (the first city established in Australia, a gold town) had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile...'

    Some old men can still think fast.
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    LMFAO!! Very funny! Loved it! :)
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    Don't get out, ladies, until I go get my camera.
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    Thanks Mom, you come up with some good ones. Love skinny dipping but don't have the body for it anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker's Mom View Post
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    An elderly man in Ballarat (the first city established in Australia, a gold town) had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile...'

    Some old men can still think fast.
    Hard to tell if the water is cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotTwoShure View Post
    Hard to tell if the water is cold.
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    Ballarat waters are always cold...it used to snow up there each year. We used to have a house there two doors to Mom and Dad. They both passed away so there is no reason to keep another house.
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    That's too funny! Thanks for sharing.

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