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The New 2012 Ford

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    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
    It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone
    turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real
    witch to start in the morning!

    Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't
    get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive
    to get rid of.

    Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually
    have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

    Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the
    paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status.

    Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

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    Oldgrunt,
    That's mean.......but still funny. I have one of those that I bought in 1956. It's still running, though.
    Charlie

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    heheh i'm going to snag that if i can too funny
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    So wrong...yet, I can't stop giggling at it! :)
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    Very funny...and made my wife groan lol
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    As Larry the Cable guy would say "Now you KNOW that's Funny!"
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    I can just imagine looking at one of those on the road between two semis...--squashed! No but no thanks, OG...I don't like corgis and I don't like small cars...
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
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