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    Default Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner

    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you and your family...

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

    THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

    Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

    Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

    This is all so confusing!

    ............ ......... .......... ......... ......... .......... ........ ......... .

    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

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    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG!

    BANG!

    BANG!

    Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

    'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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    i surely would have fired more than once...

    yet the women in my life are a little too prissy to have made such wonderful comments...

    somewhere in the middle, whatever that term should be.

    plain ol american i guess
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    THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Fox View Post
    THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!
    .............. I'm an Independent and thought it was damn funny.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Fox View Post
    THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!
    and at what point in that list would you begin to do fire?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Fox View Post
    THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!
    You wouldn't know how to load the damn thing. Just who the hell do you think you are fooling?


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    Didn't read all of this. I'm an American!

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    I could hear my wife saying that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Fox View Post
    THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!
    No Gary!!! We weren't talking about cap guns! We were talking about the real ones where the projectile actually leaves the barrel at a high rate of speed towards it's target. You know the one's that your party has been trying to take away from us at every turn but that DAMN 2nd ammendment just keeps getting in their way. You can't have both my friend! It is quite impossible for you to be a gun enthusiast and a supporter of the party trying to make them illegal. Something tells me this won't work. Pick your poison whatever that may be........
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