A guy was taking a long walk on the beach after breaking up with his girlfriend when he sees a bottle in the sand. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie tells the guy that he can have just one wish. After thinking for a moment the guy tells the genie that he would like a highway built so that he could drive his car to Hawaii. The genie says, that's a pretty big wish fella, can't you think of something a little bit easier? The guy then says, okay, I'd like to be able to understand the mind of a women. The genie thinks for a moment then asks the guy if he would like a two lane or a four lane highway?
If The WATCHMAN Sees The Enemy Coming And Doesn't Sound The Alarm To Warn The People, He Is Responsible For Their Captivity. They Will Die In Their Sins, But I Will Hold The WATCHMAN Responsible For Their Deaths.'
That's funny, and true!