A guy was taking a long walk on the beach after breaking up with his girlfriend when he sees a bottle in the sand. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie tells the guy that he can have just one wish. After thinking for a moment the guy tells the genie that he would like a highway built so that he could drive his car to Hawaii. The genie says, that's a pretty big wish fella, can't you think of something a little bit easier? The guy then says, okay, I'd like to be able to understand the mind of a women. The genie thinks for a moment then asks the guy if he would like a two lane or a four lane highway?
1% Of The People Make Things Happen, 9% Of The People Watch Things Happen, And 90% Of The People Ask, What Happened?
That's funny, and true!