A nun saw a young teenaged girl washing her hands in the holy water...
The nun asked the young teen; "What are you doing?? Why are you washing your hands in the holy water??"
The teenaged girl answered; "My mother caught me touching my boyfriends private parts. She was so angry! She instructed me to wash my hands with the holy water to cleanse away my sins!"
The nun responded; "Really?? Well then I guess that is a pretty good idea! Step aside young lady, I need to gargle!"