An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the Island of Martha's Vineyard. She slipped and fell.
Obama, who was behind her group, promptly helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and he answered: "It was a pleasure to help you. Don't you recognize me? I am your President. Are you going to vote for me in the next election?"
The elderly woman laughed and replied: ''I fell on my ass ... Not my head."
TEMPUS FUGIT, MEMENTO MORI