Q: How can you delay milk from turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Bill Cosby comes to mind. "Kids say the darndest things"
ROFLMAO! Even funnier than part I.
keep it up Sheldon. Kids are great, we need a good laugh every now and again.
"Victory at all cost Victory in spite of all terror. Victory no matter how long and how hard the road may be; for without Victory there is no survival."
(Winston Churchill)