Almost every night (old fart joke)

[Sheldon]

Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in the elderly home:

"Can you still do it? I have sex with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"

"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!"

"Almost every night?"

"Yep! Almost Monday, Almost Tuesday, Almost Wednesday..."

[tattedupboy]

Yawn, yawn, snore, snore.