Man shoots his lawn mower, police say - CNN.com
For sale: Lawn Boy push mower, slightly damaged, will take any offer.According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning.
He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
I live in a condo. The association handles lawn care. They hire some guy to cut the lawn. He never seems to get started either. They tell me I'm not allowed to shoot him either.
Next time shoot the gas tank.
I wonder what the antis would have to say about that one? Since it doesn't take place in a car, can't call it road rage. Has anyone ever heard of lawnmower rage?