David Letterman: Why There Aren't Any Black NASCAR Drivers
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    DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!

    Now, THIS is funny.

    David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flack' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts

    David Letterman's Top10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

    # 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

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    Wow! He's gonna get some flack for that right?
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    He won't get any flack. He's a liberal, the NAACP will think it's funny. Now if Sarah Palin read the same list there would be heck to pay.
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    I think it's more of IF he would take the lead. You'll have a bunch of white boys chasing him down. Don't really look good, especially in the South.
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    That's pretty edgy for Letterman. Must be ratings are down...
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    Those are funny.
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    now that's funny right there!!!

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    This is actually quite racist and not put out by Letterman. Has been on the internet for a while now.

    http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

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    #7 was the best! LOL!

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    Even that is below Letterman's belt.

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