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| I am waiting for somone to invent a device that will fry the radio next to you with the push of a button or when I am trying to sleep and some nut comes down the street at 2:00 in the morning with his radio booming. I might be the first to buy one.
__________________ By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7 |
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| That's easy. All you need is a rocket and a small-yield nuclear weapon capable of airburst that will generate an electromagnetic pulse to knock that radio out. A convenient side-effect is that you can instantly bake all of that meat you've been saving up in the freezer. |
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__________________ By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7 |
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| You can charge the neighborhood for tans though. |
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I don't care what kind of 'music' you listen to,I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!
__________________ Give everybody guns. Natural selection will cull out the idiots. |
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__________________ Give everybody guns. Natural selection will cull out the idiots. |
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| Add my name to the list of buyers!
__________________ When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. --Clarence Darrow Words to live by: Ecclesiastes 10:19 America's best Xtian: http://www.bettybowers.com/ |
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| I thought the subject of this thread was Gas Station Etiquette? |
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__________________ When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. --Clarence Darrow Words to live by: Ecclesiastes 10:19 America's best Xtian: http://www.bettybowers.com/ |
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| Make sure it's directional and shoots a fairly tight pattern--don't want all the computers in your own car fried when aiming it at someone else's--would ruin the getaway . . . ;) |
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