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| Not the brightest bulb in the pack Police: Robber Locks Keys In Getaway Car, Robs Store Using Caulking Gun - News Story - KXAS | Dallas Police: Robber Locks Keys In Getaway Car, Robs Store Using Caulking Gun Man Used Caulking Gun Wrapped In Dark Cloth To Rob Store, Police Say POSTED: 10:30 am CDT August 15, 2008 UPDATED: 11:00 am CDT August 15, 2008 STANTON, Texas -- Memo to anyone planning a drug store robbery: don't lock your keys in the getaway vehicle. The Midland Reporter-Telegram reports police said 24-year-old John Wilkinson, from Big Spring, did just that after he allegedly robbed the Stanton Drug Store of Xanax and hydrocodine with what was later found to be a caulking gun. Police said Wilkinson used the caulking gun, wrapped in a dark cloth, to get the drugs Thursday afternoon. Afterward, he allegedly headed back to his vehicle, which was parked and running in front of the drug store, and discovered he was locked out. Stanton Police Chief Mike Adams said Wilkinson then tried to get away on foot. Police, who thought he had a gun, shot him in the top of his shoulder during the short chase. Wilkinson was treated at the Midland Memorial Hospital and taken to the Martin County Jail on an armed robbery charge. A jail official said late tonight he didn't know whether Wilkinson had an attorney. No bond had been set.
__________________ To disarm the people (is) the best and most effectual way to enslave them...” George Mason By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith. Hebrews 11:7 |
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| I love it when criminals give me something to laugh about! Unfortunately, he can come back another day...
__________________ When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. --Clarence Darrow Words to live by: Ecclesiastes 10:19 America's best Xtian: http://www.bettybowers.com/ |
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__________________ Give everybody guns. Natural selection will cull out the idiots. |
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| Why stop there? Idiots who lock their keys in their car while in the commission of a crime should not be allowed to drive. And while we're at it, they should not be allowed to rob stores either. :) |
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| Simply amazing.
__________________ It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees!-Emiliano Zapata |
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| This idiot deserves to have ten years added to his sentence just for being stupid. |
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