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    They are referred to as homoslackass-erectus created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care at taxpayer's expense. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

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    How in the hell does one walk? Is it more like a shuffle?

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    General Pratt says it best lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Diealotz View Post
    How in the hell does one walk? Is it more like a shuffle?

    What if one must run from the PoPo?
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    Now that's funny.
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    All that's left to add to that get up is a pair of platform shoes, and they'll never move again. Devolution is here!

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    Usually the initial response when one runs into a Homoslackass-Erectus is Yo-Yo-Yo Dog. Not really sure the vernacular, don't want to either.
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    Bwahahahaha! That's funny sh!t right there.
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    Curious to see how long it stays up on Facebook.
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    At least he can't run away!
    Guns.??? What Guns???

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